FUN TIME: AKPORS JOKES 1--4

AKPORS 1

Akpors was taking his final exam at Police College in Kano. Here is one of the questions he came across:
QUESTION: “You are on patrol at the outskirts of Kano when an explosion occurs in the town, on investigation you find a large hole has been blown in the footpath and there is an overturned van lying nearby. Inside the van there is a strong smell of alcohol. Both occupants a man and woman are injured. You recognize the woman as the wife of your Divisional Inspector, who is at present away on a Peace keeping mission In Sudan. A passing motorist stops to offer you assistance and you realize that he is a man who is wanted for armed robbery. Suddenly a man runs out of a nearby house, shouting that his wife is expecting a baby and that the shock of the explosion has made the birth imminent. Another man is crying for help, having been blown into an adjacent Canal by the explosion, and he cannot swim. Describe in a few words what action you would take”
Akpors thought for a moment, picked up his pen, and wrote:
ANSWER: “I would take off my uniform and mingle with the crowd, do you want to turn me to a mad man?”
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS THIS TIME?

AKPORS 2

A lecturer decided to give his students a test to write…
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS: Write down the following questions.
LECTURER: Question 1: Write the Name of your best food (10marks)
All the female students started writing Hamburger, Italian sauce, Crispy salad, Ice cream, pizza, spaghetti bolognese, Shawarma and all sorts of Chinese dishes…
LECTURER: Question 2: How do you prepare the food?( 50marks)
Immediately all the female students sA lecturer decided to give his students a test to write…
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS: Write down the following questions.
LECTURER: Question 1: Write the Name of your best food (10marks)
All the female students started writing Hamburger, Italian sauce, Crispy salad, Ice cream, pizza, spaghetti bolognese, Shawarma and all sorts of Chinese dishes…
LECTURER: Question 2: How do you prepare the food?( 50marks)
Immediately all the female students started changing their food to .. White Rice, Eba, Tea, Boiled yam, Indomie…
ONE WORD FOR THESE GIRLS?tarted changing their food to .. White Rice, Eba, Tea, Boiled yam, Indomie…
ONE WORD FOR THESE GIRLS?

AKPORS 3

Akpors decided to go to the club on Friday night. While there, he saw two ladies sitting down at the bar. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpors walked straight to the ugly girl.
AKPORS: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!!
AKPORS: Wanna dance?
UGLY GIRL: Yes (excited)
AKPORS: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your friend.
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS NOW?

AKPORS 4

One day, Akpors’ teacher came to Akpors’ house. This is the conversation that ensued:
PAPA AKPORS: “My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do?”
TEACHER: “Your son is not brilliant at all, he can’t even spell ordinary LION …”
PAPA AKPORS: “Ah Ah…You no know say na small pikin he be? You for tell am make he spell small animal like “MOSQUITO”…
CAN WE SAFELY SAY ‘LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON’?


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