Curbing Fuel Theft in the Work Place: A Case Study.
I want to share a friend's story of a Malaysia Boss who specialises in the production and sales of a Product that Reduces fuel consumption in Nigeria, Reduces emission and Cleanse the entire engine and Generators,Machines to mention but a few. This time around the Project is targeted at Companies that run on Generators in order to reduce their fuel consumption level and Curb Fuel Theft.Many companies rather than buying the ideas they ended up offering bride to avoid management knowing their shady deals.
The following Drama ensued...
First was a Church
Malaysia Boss.......Good morning sir, How is work?
Elder in Charge.........Good morning ,u are welcome sir.(they shook hands)
Malaysia Boss.......How much fuel does your Generator consume per hour?
Elder in Charge,,,(not knowing the reasons for asking quickly answered) Quickly said it consumes 70 litters per hour.
Malaysia Boss......Wow ,that's much.
Elder in Charge...Answered with interest..yes it consumes a lot because the generator is old and even need replacement.
Malaysia Boss.....But we can help reduce the fuel consumption by giving you our product ("the Elder in Charge now looking disappointed"), but first let us try to check the fuel consumption with and without the Product and see how we can help.
Elder in Charge.....(Now sad and afraid, reluctantly agreed) and said ye go on let us see..May God help us. Bless you sir.
Malaysia Boss....Sir, after the test we discovered that your Generators actually consumes 11litters/hour not 70litters/hour(the Elder now confused and almost crying), he continues....We will take this to the management and help you reduce your fuel consumption level.
Elder in Charge...(Calls the Malaysia PA, a Nigeria aside) please tell your boss not to present this report . once presented I am finished ,my pastoral career and reputation is finished. Please tell him I will give him A 100,000 Naira to leave here now. This is my workshop, as you know I also shop too. I lied about the fuel consumption per hour we sell a lot to make ends meat...please Biko..Beg him
Malaysia Boss PA(a Nigerian).....Is this money for the Product (N100,000Naira) and how much are you buying?
Elder in Charge......No , it is just both of you so that you both can leave here now. Please dont spoil my career..The Parish Pastor must not see this result.(Heart now beating fast and restless)
Malaysia Boss PA(a Nigerian)......(Took pity on him and told the Boss) Boss this man is offering us bride of 100k Naira to leave and not pesent our reports to the management, and I think we will make more money through this than the product itself. lolz
Malaysia Boss ......No No No......Please don't loose focus ,the aim of this project is to Reduce Fuel Theft in the work place and if possible eliminate.
(The PA now nodding his head as if its from his mind) But we will leave because of his family and reputation . no money will be collected from him.
Both leaves the Elder and went their way.
But the Fuel Theft continues.........
Second was a Police College
Malaysia Boss....... Officer Good morning, How is work?
Police Technician in Charge.........Good morning ,u are welcome sir.(they shook hands)
Malaysia Boss.......Sir ,how much fuel does your Generator consume per hour?
Police Technician in Charge,,,(Like the former one also ,not knowing the reasons for asking quickly answered) and said it consumes 100 litters per hour.
Malaysia Boss......Really ,that's pretty much.
Police Technician in Charge...(Answered as usual.)yes it consumes a lot because the generator is old and even need replacement.
Malaysia Boss.....But we can give you a product that reduce your fuel consumption level by 70% ("Police Technician in Charge now very infuriated"), but we will try to check the fuel consumption with and without the Product to see how we can partner and help.
Police Technician in Charge....... Answered with anger.....come and check in the generator room. Calls them aside from his immediate Superior and supervisor
Police Technician in Charge......(Both Comes )The Police Technician in Charge then locks the doors and windows and draws out a silent Pistol...threatening and said....If you dear try to take any test here or even near this building again I will kill both of you silently , just go back now and say you have done the test and will come back for results , but please for your life's sake don't ever come come back here again."Una wan spoil person career here abi?I get four pikin for house na the fuel money we dey shop here". Please go now.Thank you.
Both escape that day and never returned again....the Malaysia took the first available flight back to his home country while the Nigerian PA went to look for another job.
Lessons Learnt. 'No matter how good your intentions are, some people cant just embrace change."
Do Good Anyway.
Proudly writen by: Omoakinajulo
The following Drama ensued...
First was a Church
Malaysia Boss.......Good morning sir, How is work?
Elder in Charge.........Good morning ,u are welcome sir.(they shook hands)
Malaysia Boss.......How much fuel does your Generator consume per hour?
Elder in Charge,,,(not knowing the reasons for asking quickly answered) Quickly said it consumes 70 litters per hour.
Malaysia Boss......Wow ,that's much.
Elder in Charge...Answered with interest..yes it consumes a lot because the generator is old and even need replacement.
Malaysia Boss.....But we can help reduce the fuel consumption by giving you our product ("the Elder in Charge now looking disappointed"), but first let us try to check the fuel consumption with and without the Product and see how we can help.
Elder in Charge.....(Now sad and afraid, reluctantly agreed) and said ye go on let us see..May God help us. Bless you sir.
Malaysia Boss....Sir, after the test we discovered that your Generators actually consumes 11litters/hour not 70litters/hour(the Elder now confused and almost crying), he continues....We will take this to the management and help you reduce your fuel consumption level.
Elder in Charge...(Calls the Malaysia PA, a Nigeria aside) please tell your boss not to present this report . once presented I am finished ,my pastoral career and reputation is finished. Please tell him I will give him A 100,000 Naira to leave here now. This is my workshop, as you know I also shop too. I lied about the fuel consumption per hour we sell a lot to make ends meat...please Biko..Beg him
Malaysia Boss PA(a Nigerian).....Is this money for the Product (N100,000Naira) and how much are you buying?
Elder in Charge......No , it is just both of you so that you both can leave here now. Please dont spoil my career..The Parish Pastor must not see this result.(Heart now beating fast and restless)
Malaysia Boss PA(a Nigerian)......(Took pity on him and told the Boss) Boss this man is offering us bride of 100k Naira to leave and not pesent our reports to the management, and I think we will make more money through this than the product itself. lolz
Malaysia Boss ......No No No......Please don't loose focus ,the aim of this project is to Reduce Fuel Theft in the work place and if possible eliminate.
(The PA now nodding his head as if its from his mind) But we will leave because of his family and reputation . no money will be collected from him.
Both leaves the Elder and went their way.
But the Fuel Theft continues.........
Second was a Police College
Malaysia Boss....... Officer Good morning, How is work?
Police Technician in Charge.........Good morning ,u are welcome sir.(they shook hands)
Malaysia Boss.......Sir ,how much fuel does your Generator consume per hour?
Police Technician in Charge,,,(Like the former one also ,not knowing the reasons for asking quickly answered) and said it consumes 100 litters per hour.
Malaysia Boss......Really ,that's pretty much.
Police Technician in Charge...(Answered as usual.)yes it consumes a lot because the generator is old and even need replacement.
Malaysia Boss.....But we can give you a product that reduce your fuel consumption level by 70% ("Police Technician in Charge now very infuriated"), but we will try to check the fuel consumption with and without the Product to see how we can partner and help.
Police Technician in Charge....... Answered with anger.....come and check in the generator room. Calls them aside from his immediate Superior and supervisor
Police Technician in Charge......(Both Comes )The Police Technician in Charge then locks the doors and windows and draws out a silent Pistol...threatening and said....If you dear try to take any test here or even near this building again I will kill both of you silently , just go back now and say you have done the test and will come back for results , but please for your life's sake don't ever come come back here again."Una wan spoil person career here abi?I get four pikin for house na the fuel money we dey shop here". Please go now.Thank you.
Both escape that day and never returned again....the Malaysia took the first available flight back to his home country while the Nigerian PA went to look for another job.
Lessons Learnt. 'No matter how good your intentions are, some people cant just embrace change."
Do Good Anyway.
Proudly writen by: Omoakinajulo
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